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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Karen's Bad Day


Posted by C.U. Squirm on December 09, 1999 at 20:25
This story is partially based on a true event.
Karen's Bad Day
Karen is a commercial real estate broker. She is about 28 years old, has long brown hair, green eyes, a very sexy smile and a great body. She is thin, though she has very nice boobs for her size. But what I really love about Karen is her slender waist, long legs and firm little round ass. This day Karen was wearing tight jeans and a light grey, fairly tight sweater. She had on a pair of black platform shoes. She looked very hot, as she always does.
One this particular day, I was to meet Karen at the coffee shop near her house. I got there and Karen was already there drinking a grande latte (not sure of the proper spelling). Anyway, she had been there for a while and was almost done with her coffee. I ordered a grande latte myself as I am addicted to them. Karen said, "I guess I'll have another one for the road. Normally I have a second cup at the office, but I won't be there until after lunch. I might as well get another one here because I love these." I said, "Yeah, I love them too. I have one every day on my way to work." We took Karen's car as we agreed that she would drop me off at my office after our appointment was over. We were going to look at an old theater building that my company was thinking of buying.
We started driving to the theater, which was downtown and about a 20 minute drive normally. She was giving me various information about the theater as we were driving downtown. Our appointment with the custodian, who was to let us in, was at 9 AM. It was now 8:45 and we hit some major traffic. Karen was concerned that if we didn't get there in time, the custodian would leave and we wouldn't be able to get in. Her boss was going to be talking to my boss that afternoon and if we didn't get in, her boss would know about it. She would be in trouble then as this deal was very important to her company. It meant a huge commission to her boss. Karen said, "Geez, this traffic is unreal. We have to get there by 9 or that guy is going to leave. Come on traffic, lets move!" Karen was almost finished with her second grande latte by now and I was noticing that she was occasionally squeezing her thighs together and bouncing her legs up and down. I was thinking that all of that coffee was starting to make Karen have to pee. She's a pretty thin girl and she had a lot of coffee. There is only so much room in that little bladder.
It was now almost 9 and Karen was really getting nervous. She said, "God I hope that guy waits for us a few minutes. We have to get you in there this morning. Come on traffic, we have to get to that theater. Move." Then she said, " I don't even care about how bad I have to pee! I just want to get to that theater!" Now the cat was out of the bag. She was constantly moving her legs up and down or bouncing one off the other or squeezing her thighs together. She was in constant movement. After a few minutes she said, " God, I really have to pee. It's all of that coffee." She looked at me with kind of an embarrassed look on her face and she blushed a little. I said kiddingly, " Well, your a big girl. You can hold it." Karen looked at me with that embarrassed look again and said, "I think you're more sure of that than I am."
Finally we arrived at the theater and the guy wasn't there. Karen said, "Oh shit! He's gone. Shit!" She grabbed her cell phone and called her office. The entire time she was squeezing her legs together and at one point she bounced them up and down alternatively real fast and said, "OOOOHHHH, I have to peeeeeeeeee!!!!" Finally her office located the custodian and he told her secretary that he would go back to the theater and would be there in five minutes. But if we weren't there this time he was leaving and he wasn't coming back again. This hotel was in an area where there were only office buildings and not really any place that looked like it had an easily accessible bathroom. Karen said, "Oh God I have to pee soooo bad, this isn't funny!" She was squeezing her legs together and sucking in air like crazy. She kept saying, " Oh hurry up and get here. I have to get in there and pee!" She looked at me and said, "This is so embarrassing. I can't believe I have to pee this bad in front of you." I was dying to tell her that it was one of the sexiest things I had ever seen, but I didn't know how she would react to that. I said," Oh don't worry about it. It happens to everyone once in a while."
Finally the guy showed up. Karen seemed embarrassed by having to pee so bad and as we were standing in front of the door I knew she wanted to really let fly with the pee pee dance, but she tried as hard as she could to conceal her predicament from the custodian for some reason. She was standing with her legs tightly crossed and she was squeezing them together even tighter every few seconds. Once we were inside, she asked the guy where the ladies room was and he said, "Sorry, the bathrooms are in the basement and the pump went out. It's totally under water." Karen said, "You've got to be kidding." The guy said, " I'm afraid not Miss." Karen looked really worried at this point. As we toured the theater Karen couldn't stand still for a second. She was now doing a major pee pee dance every time we stopped moving. She would hop from foot to foot while bending her knee over her crotch with each repetition. She looked really embarrassed and said to me, "Oh my God I'm dying! I have to pee soooo bad. I can't remember having to pee this bad!" I said, "I'll try to hurry and finish seeing everything I need to see so we can find you a bathroom." She said, " Oh thanks. If I don't get to a bathroom soon, I think I'm going to wet my pants!" I thought I was going to die when she said that. The caretaker said, "Look, I have another appointment. I'm going to leave. When you're done, just close the door. It will automatically lock." I said, "No problem. Thanks for coming back." Karen didn't say anything to the guy as she had to pee so bad, her mind was only on that. Finally, Karen said, "I don't want to rush you, but if I don't get to a bathroom in about two seconds, I'm going to have an accident!" I said, "O.K., I've seen everything. Let's go." Karen said, "OOOOHHHHH, I have to peeeeee! Where can I find a bathroom fast around here?" "I don't have much time! I can barely hold it!" I said, "I think there's a gas station about two blocks from here. Let's get you there." Karen was running in place at this point and then had to bend her right leg at the knee, cross it hard over her left leg while bending all the way to the ground. I said, "Karen, Let's go." She said, " I can't move! If I try to stand up, I'm going to pee in my pants!" She had a very desperate tone to her voice. It was obvious that she was just about out of time. Finally she tried to stand and hobble toward the door, but only made it about five feet before she stopped, crossed her legs hard, bent to the ground again and said, "Oh No!!! I can't hold it anymore. I'm peeing in my pants!!! Oh my God, I can't stop!!!" I could see the pee pouring through her tight jeans with unbelievable force. She tried to stand after few minutes and twisted her legs together to try and stop the flow, but it was no use. She just stood there and totally peed in her tight jeans. Her jeans were wet in the front about half way up the her waist and all the way down her legs. At one point she turned around and I could see that her tight ass was totally soaked all the way to her waist. This happened because she was squatting down for a good amount of the time as she wet her pants. Finally she finished peeing her pants and stood there looking at her self and half sobbing. She said, "I can't believe I pee in my pants! I had to go sooo bad. I just couldn't stop it." I said, " Don't worry. I won't tell anyone." She thanked me and said I was sweet to be so cool about it.
We went back to her car and she pulled a blanket out of her trunk and sat on it. She said, "I hope I don't get pee all over my car seat." "I'll drop you off at your office. I hope nobody sees me in my peed in pants. I'm going to have to go home and change after I drop you off. What am I going to tell my boss?" I said, "Tell him I really wanted to spend a lot of time looking at the theater. I'll back you up." She said, " You are so cool. How can I thank you?" I said, "How about dinner this Friday night?" She said, "You still want to go out with me after this?" I'm thinking one of the biggest reasons I want to go out with you is because of this. I said, "Oh don't be silly. It doesn't matter to me." She dropped me off and I went to work, but I wasn't able to think about anything the rest of the day other than Karen and her sexy peeing accident. 

Monday, August 22, 2011

Belgian anniversary


 Hello everyone,
Just like probably most of you I am a big admirer of this site. “I” means: a Belgian guy in his early thirties and married for almost 13 years. It’s not only the peeing or pooping which attracts me, you know. In fact I adore all women who have the guts to do something uncommon, something “out of order”. And that could mean lots of things, like some exhibitionism, wet clothes, messy things etc. I can’t say my own wife is really into it, but she knows what I like and from time to time she realy surprises me. This makes me think of one Saturday afternoon when we were both shopping. She bought a rather expensive dress then (something in black velvet). When we returned home, I felt tired and wanted to take a bath. As I was enjoying the warmth of the water, she entered the bathroom, showing off her new dress. I hardly had the time to say it looked nice, when she just smiled and.... stepped into the water, joining me in the bath. Needless to say we had one of our best love sessions of our marriage then.
That was until yesterday. Cause yesterday was my birthday and I must say.. It was one I will never forget. But before I continue, I’d better describe my wife, Linda, a bit. She is 35, about 5’7” tall, 110 lbs, long dark brown hair (down to half of her back), very nice long legs, a rather small butt and very shapely C-boobs. Oh, and she wears glasses too. “They make me look smarter”, as she always says. OK, now you can see the picture a bit better, I suppose. So back to yesterday.
When I came back home from work it was already dark outside. But the lights in the living room where all dimmed. Only five or six candles were burning.. and the table was set for two. A bottle of red wine.. and her favourite CD (The best of Simply Red) in the background. She was busy in the kitchen and I must say she looked stunning. She wore a white satin blouse, a long jeans skirt and her knee high boots. She knows I am really fond of those boots. So I know when she wears them, I can expect something. As soon as she noticed me, she walked up to me, wrapped her arms around my neck, whispered “happy birthday honey” and gave me a sweet passionate kiss. “Can you lit the fire”, she said, “then I will finish dinner.” Don’t ask me why, but litting the fire is always my job, so I did as I was asked. By the time I had a nice cracking fire, she just had serviced the soup. I poured out the wine, we winked at each other and started to eat.. “Mmm”, she said, “a bit too waterish.. this could use some more pepper”. And before I could hand her the pepper, she bent forward and reached out to take it.. Now that was clumsy, cause the fabric of her blouse around her right breast fell down in her soup. I yelled “watch out”, but it was too late. “Oh damn”, she sighed, “look at me now”.. I felt sorry for her, but from the way she looked at me, I knew this was not an accident. She almost grinned, giggled.. and didn’t even clean it up, but held the wet fabric against her breast. Now I saw she was not even wearing a bra. “Well, well”, I thought. Her nipple became stiff very soon and poked through the fabric, which was very see-through by now. “I’ll clean it up later”, she smiled, “besides.. it feels nice and warm, you kow”. I just smiled back.. not knowing what to say anyway.
After finishing the soup, she took away the dishes and brought the main course. She had prepared French fries (which are in fact Belgian !) with steak and sauce. It looked very tasty. She said: “you can already start.. i’ll wait a bit.. still too hot for me”. Well, I knew she doesn’t like real hot food, but this was not that hot.. After five minutes I said: “you really should start now, or it will be cold”. “Okay”, she replied, then stood up, took the dish, placed it upon the chair, lifted up her skirt, grinned at me.. and very s l o w l y let herself down on it. My mouth fell open, the knife fell onto the floor. I heard some soft slurping noise ashe she smashed the fries and the sauce with her butt.. She closed her eyes and softly moaned.. hhmmmm... After a minute or so I finally found my breath again: “What the hell are you doing tonight ??”. She opened her eyes again, but it was a strange look as if she was in a trance. Then she opened her legs, took some fries, dipped them in the sauce and ate them. Well, I couldn’t anymore. I was just too astonished, watching that incredible show she gave me. I really wanted to tear her clothes off and fuck her brains out right there and then. After a few minutes, she stood up again. Some fries and sauce fell upon the floor or even into her boots.
She took everything to the kitchen again and came back with a big birthday cake. She placed it in front of me. There was alot of cream on it, cherries, and my name written in chocolate. She stood on the other side of the table, winked, licked her lips, stepped upon the chair and climbed upon the table. On her knees and elbows she crawled towards me like a black panther, her long hair falling down her sides. Right in front of me, above the cake, she stopped. Two buttons of her blouse were open, so I could clearly see her naked breasts, the right one still being wet from the soup. Then she looked me straight in the eyes and whispered: “happy birthday” .... She lowered herself down.. until her boobs touched the cream.. She even went lower then and I saw the whole cake being pushed between her breasts and the table.. Through the openings of her blouse it touched her naked skin. She took some chocolate from between her breasts and lick it off her finger. I thought I was going to cum in my pants ! She wrapped her arms around me, placing her chocolate lips upon mine. Then she slipped off the table and in a very seductive way mounted my lap. As she sat astride me, she began to kiss me.. explore my mouth with her tongue.. I didn’t know if this was heaven or hell, cause I REALLY needed to fuck her badly now. I couldn’t wait any longer. As I was answering her kisses, suddenly I felt something warm and wet through my trousers.. I guess I had eyes like canon balls then. I heard her softly moaning.. as if she was very relieved... the warmth of her body against mine, the mess of the fries and the cake.. and on top of that her warm pee soaking through my trousers... My hands went down under her skirt.. rubbing her divine legs.. up to her butt.. I felt her soaked panties.. My hands were all over her butt, not knowing what or where to feel first. Suddenly she sighed: “stop, hold them there. this is something to top it off.. I’ve saved it for almost two days..” She closed her eyes again, slightly opened her lips and then.. oh my god.. first I heard that soft sound.. and then.. a small bulge which became bigger and bigger.. I could feel the turd growing in my hand.. through the wet fabric of her panties..oh my god... I kissed her like there was no tomorrow and she held me so tight like she wanted to press my body inside hers.. As soon as the turd had left her body, I gently massaged it up her crack. All of a sudden she moaned: “take me..right now..” and started to unclasp my belt. Swiftly she opened my zipper, took my rock hard cock ... positioned herself above me.. pulled away her dirty panties and let herself glide down upon me.. Nope.. Not the pussy ! Again I didn’t know what to think or say. We had had anal sex a few times before, but she always said it hurted too much. Now she smiled again and said: “I guess the poop lubricated it well enough now”. and she pushed herself down upon my shaft.. gasping for air.. her eyes closed.. I felt that I pushed another turd back inside her. Soon we moved together.. We were united and moved as one.. to the rhythm of the slow music. I reached between her legs and found her lovebutton. I started to gently rub it, but suddenly she cramped, her mouth wide open, a yell, a scream.. “OH GOD !” She shook all over her boddy.. over and over.. and repeated yelling “oh my god ! oh my god !”. I held her so tightly in my arms I could almost feel her wave of orgasms right through my own body. That really did it to me.. I felt it coming; I couldn’t stop it and I didn’t want it either. It was as if it came from my feet.. right through my cock.. load after load.. I pushed.. and shook and filled her ass with al my seed... I was almost fainting.. Unbelievable.. Never knew it could be so heavenly.
We caught our breath again.. and stayed in that position for some more minutes.. She kissed me gently and whispered: “come, let’s clean ourselves”. We went to the shower and she boldly stepped into it. Very quickly her hair was dripping wet, as were her blouse and her skirt.. all the water flowing into her boots.. She winked me into the shower and peeled off my clothes. I took hers off as well. We soaped each other. Well, it was a playful mixture of soaping, washing, kissing, rubbing, giggling. When all the dirt was washed away, she embraced me again and kissed me deeply. While her tongue entered my mouth again, I cupped her butt and lifted her up. She wrapped her legs around me and as she pressed her lips upon my, I slowly entered her pussy. She rocked up and down slowly.. softly.. the water pouring down our faces made it magic.. almost too magic, cause after a couple of minutes we climaxed again. (I lost my concentration and almost let her fell down.. *s*).
We dried each other. I took my pyjamas and she slid her long white satin nightgown over her body. We went to bed. I was lying upon my back, her head upon my chest. While I was carressing her back and her butt, I kissed her forehead and stared at the ceiling. I still couldn’t believe this all had happened to me (and in fact I still can’t right now). As my hand was gliding over her ass I suddenly felt a wet stream again. I shouted “Hey, what...”, but she placed her finger upon my lips and whispered “shh... quiet now.. just enjoy”.. So I lied there, her body half upon mine.. her pee flowing over my thighs.. soaking her gown and my own pyjamas. I felt her crotch and the pee flowed between my fingers. Then I felt her push a bit, and yes.. I felt the bulge again.. right through the satin. I felt it grow.. so warm.. so soft and so wet.. She rubbed my cheek, kissed my ear and sighed: “Take me.. now.. please...”
The rest I will tell you another time... at least, if you are interested..


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Saturday, August 20, 2011

"The Test" a true story

Hi..I have been reading the posts on the message board and only found one or two true stories. Well this one is true. I am a 29 year old female and 2 years ago I was taking night summer courses for a degree. I was working at Macys at the time. One nigh in October I was going to have a midterm exam. I worked that day and when I left I drove straight to school. I stopped off at Mc Donalds drive through to get a burger and a diet coke.Almost always by the time I left work I needed to go but I almost always waited to get to school to use the ladiesroom.That night was no different, I needed to go pretty bad. On the way to school there was a road crew that totally screwed up the road and caused me to be late.I was really worried that I wouldn't make it. The prof closed the doors exactly on time for tests and no one was allowed in after the teat started. I finally made it to school and parked. I ran to the building (and past the ladies room) to get to class.I made it by about 30 seconds. As he was handing out the test I remember thinking that this was going to be a long night, I was very full and really needed to pee.But I figured I would just do the test and then go to the bathroom. I never ever had any problem holding it before. After about 20 minutes I guess the diet coke hit me. All of a sudden the urgency really increased.I couldn't believe the predicament I got myself into. But even then I thought the worse that would happen was I was going to be very uncomfortable.In about 15 ore minutes I was going out of my mind.I was sitting on the edge of my chair, crossing and uncrossing my legs, even my old standby...sitting on my foot to apply pressure didn't work. It just kept building. I remember getting so hot, my hands started to sweat and there was perspiration on my forehead, even my hair felt damp. Then the waves started, They might be called spasms. The urgency would build so strong that I had to concentrate so hard to hold back and then it would ease up. I kept looking at my watch and the test. I was about half done and there was 50 minutes left in the class. Never in my life did I feel so compromised..I didn't know what to do. I couldn't leave because of the test and probably because I wouldn't be able to walk normally. All of a sudden I felt it...warm and wet...just a little. I never even felt it come out. I froze up..I died! I kept telling myself that this doesn't happen to adults. I was wearing a black and white checked kilt skirt. I tried to casually lift the back from under me to keep it dry. It seemed that that little bit of pee actually took the edge off the situation. I started the test again but the spasms started in a few minutes again. For the first time in my life I actually thought that I was going to pee in my clothes in fornt of the whole class. I couldn't even move. I could only think about the urgency and the spasm pain. Then it happened again and in a few more seconds again but this time I actually felt my abdominal muscles almost push out the pee.I felt so wet, it took everything to stop. Then the worst thing happened..I heard the pee run off my chair onto the floor. A trickel and then drips. I quickly put my shoe where the puddel was to hide it but the guy next to me heard it also and now knew about my situation.He didn't say anything but knowing that he knew how bad I needed to pee made it even worse. By now there were people finishing and leaving the room. The pee that came out of me was enough to dull the pain so I finished the test, sitting in my own pee. I wanted to wait for everyone to leave before I attempted to get up but the guy next to me just wouldn't leave. He kept his eye on me all the time. Finally I gave up and just got up. I could barely walk but I wouldn't give him the victory of seing me that bad so I tried to walk as naturally as possible. I handed in my paper and left. The ladies room was 2 doors down and I went in and relieved myself. I never ever peed so much. I was actually exhausted. I blotted my wet panties and went to the mirror s to fix myself up. My make up had run...evidently I even was crying at one time but didn't even realize it. I got in my car and went home..True Story



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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Saturday, August 13, 2011

My last true "accident"...


 I had posted awhile back that I am a new member to this great community... and have gotten to meet some very cool people...(Hi Alex, Hi Tantra, Hi Catt) and get some very naughty ideas to try, so thanks everyone... I shared this story with Alex and he enjoyed it very much, and I enjoyed telling it, so I hope some of you will enjoy it too.
I have not yet worked up the nerve to wet myself in public on purpose, but I did have a public true accident not that long ago, that despite the fact that I would have chosen not to do it, I quite enjoyed myself.
It was a couple of years ago, early spring like it is now, still cold and rainy, and I was living deep in the city. I was out for a date with my manager from work, quite a strange feeling in and of itself... anyways we were bar hpoing with some friends and I really managed to tie one on. In my nervousness from feeling awkward in being with my boss, I wound up drinking way too many beers, way too many...Anyway, I had to take two el trains and then had a 10 minute walk to get back home to my apartment, so I made sure to pee before leaving the bar, I had already done so many times during the evening, as beer goes right through me, so why not one more time???
He walked me to my train stop, and as we stood on the raised platform we locked in this great drunken, passionate kiss... of course then he says I should hurray and go home before I wind up doing something I would regret. Who ever regrets screwing their boss? hahaha... So drunk, horny and frustrated I got on the train, and watched him fade in the distance as we pulled away. By the end of the first train ride, I was really feeling the need to pee, the beer quickly refilling my bladder, but oh well, I knew I would be home soon.
I stood on the platform, feeling the cold Chicago night wind blowing hard up against me, sending shivers down my spine. Shit, now I really had to go... I quickly got on the next train and hurried to sit down, I immediatly shoved my hands between my thighs, and squirmed against my fists that were buried in my crotch. If anyone was looking at me, I was to drunk to notice or care.
The train sped along in the darkness, bumping and shaking, and I began to feel myself losing control. With my hand cupped over my pussy, I felt a hot brust of pee flow into my jeans. I rubbed a finger along the seam in my crotch, thourgholy turned on. Then reality hit me and I remembered where I was and I squeezed myself hard to stop any other pee from coming. I just looked at my crotch, just a small dark circle right in the center, not too bad... I didn't even bother to look if anyone noticed.
It seemed that it took forever to get to my stop, and when the train eventually did, I practically jumped out of my seat... I guess sudden movements weren't such a good idea as a long hot stream of piss sneeked out and flowed down my thigh, stopping halfway down. I did my best to clench up and hurray on my way. As soon as I was away from the other passengers boarding and departing, I once again gripped myself and rubbed at that wet patch. Luckily there were not alot of people around at 2:30 in the morning. My head was starting to spin as the alcohol gripped me, and all I could think was that I better move my ass before I reallt flooded myself.
I tried to walk fast and hurray, but it was near immpossible to do so, as I had to keep stopping and clenching my legs together to try and fight the urge to piss myself. After doing the pee dance for a couple of blocks, I came to the realization that it was going to be immpossible to make it home and up the stairs to my apartment without peeing first, so I resolved myself to my fate and decided to pee in someone's yard. You know, behind a bush or tree, or car in a driveway... seemed reasonable enough to me in my state.
But I just kept walking, I was being too picky or too paranoid. I couldn't find a house that looked safe, or dark enough. I guess being picky wasn't such a good idea, because the next thing I felt myself letting go and a warm puddle of piss filled my panties, making a large visiable circle on the front of my jeans... I was doomed now. I ran a bit, to someone's darkened driveway, off the main road a bit, and with each step another little squirt escaped into my pants. I had no control over it at this point and it just started to flood out, streamong down both sides, both thighs, so hot and sticking my pants to me. I was so turned on and completly amazed as I just stood there watching my piss darken my jeans all the way down to my ankles. I guess in my relaxed state I just comletly let go because a hot stream just came shooting out of the center of my crotch, through my panties, through my jeans, straight out spashing on the sidewalk, making a puddle and small flowing stream onto this person's driveway... it was so amazing. I just stood, legs spread, and enjoyed it, what else could I do? When it finally stopped and turned into just a warm dribble in my soaking panties, I started to run home, squishing and dripping in my crotch and in my socks, all the way home. A few heads turned, but what was one more drunk girl who had an accident in the middle of the city, in the middle of the night?
I was really fucking horny now and as I ran up my stairs I could hardly wait to be home. I went into my room and peeled off my wet denim and cotton panties and dropped onto the bed. I plunged a finger deep into myself and found my pussy to be wetter than ever, not just from my piss but with my cummy juices that filled me in my totally aroused state. I finger fucked myself hard and came almost immediatly in an explosive orgasm... it was incredible...
Something I will have to try again soon... I hope you enjoyed reading about it, as I have enjoyed sharing it. Stay wet everyone.