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Saturday, August 24, 2013

Bottled Water byTheEnglishWriter©

I walked in & casually scanned the occupants, pondering who might make good company, or if I'd be better off on my own. Over to the side there was a lady on her own, and quite attractive. On her own though. Maybe the book in her hand was a guard. Certainly no-one was going to catch her eye, but maybe that's what she preferred. Fortune favours the brave, I reminded myself as I sauntered over.

There was nothing unusual about her having a bottle of water on her table, even if she was not drinking from it, there being a glass of wine in her hand. What piqued my curiosity were the two others in her bag. I'm like that. I notice things. I also noticed that all three bottles lacked their labels. Refilled with tap water, maybe?

In situations like this, you always need an ice breaker, and water seemed as good as any.

"Do you drink a lot of water then?"

She looked up. "No more than anyone else, I imagine."

"You seem to have a plentiful supply, that's all."

"They're not for me. They're for the person I'm going to meet."

"You expecting him to be thirsty then?"

"I do hope not. But just in case, I have water for him."

She was enigmatic, but perfectly friendly. And attractive too, which was why I'd started this conversation, though I now felt I was getting out of my depth. Still, sink or swim.....

"May I sit here?"

"Please, be my guest." She had an enchanting smile. And I was still very curious about her water.

"I wouldn't be taking someone's chair?" I questioned. "Only before, you mentioned meeting someone."

"Oh, there's no date or anything. It's just in case I do meet someone. I do seem to meet people often."

That didn't surprise me. "You've met me."

She smiled at this. "Yes, I have, haven't I?"

"But you haven't offered me any water."

"I don't know if I want to yet."

"OK. While you're deciding, I'm going to get a drink. Would you like something? More wine, maybe? Or something different?

"A glass of white please."

I returned with my beer, her wine, plus an empty glass. Now it was her turn to ask questions.

"Who's the empty glass for then?"

"Me, if or when you've decided I'm worthy of your water. Is it holy water or something?"

She smiled with me. "No, it's just tap water. But water's good for you, isn't it?"

"It is indeed. My Dad always said, 'if you don't drink you'll die...'"

"He sounds a wise man."

"He was indeed. Though he was mostly referring to alcohol. He made his own, didn't want to see it wasted."

She opened her bottle and poured some into the empty glass. And more, filling it, right to the brim, some even slopping over the rim.

"Oh my, I've spilt some", she said, with a coquettish smirk. She held my eye, smiling, and I was now getting an idea of where this might be going. The idea of some spillage, with her, was actually turning me on.

"Now drink it, and don't spill any!" she commanded. Seems I was wrong about the spillage.

I'd already drunk most of my beer, though she'd hardly touched her wine.

"Another beer?"

"Sure, thanks. Though if I keep drinking this quickly I'll be running to the loo every five min...."

"Don't!" she interrupted, just a little too quickly. She suddenly looked flustered, and stared at the table.

"What is it?" I asked, feeling concerned.

"I'll get your drink. Wait there." I was going nowhere, I was now completely intrigued.

She came back with two glasses, though unlike the ones I'd brought, both of these were full. While she'd been away I'd finished my beer, but now had another, plus a glass of water before me.

"I've not had a lady try to get me drunk before", I quipped.

"Not drunk, just full. I'd like you to drink a lot, just a lot of liquid."

"I see. You're doing pretty well so far. What do you hope to get out of it?"

"Can't you guess?"

I thought. And thought some more. "I can't, tell me." I trusted my puzzled expression showed that I wasn't bluffing. I really had no idea why she wanted me to drink so much, but not get drunk.

"I guess you've not done it before," she said enigmatically.

"I guess not, whatever it is. But I'm intrigued now. So tell me."

Her expression was earnest, and I had the feeling that somehow I was now going to be put to the test. She took my hands in hers and asked, "What do you think about when you pee?"

I stared at her for a moment. And thought about my hands in hers. Her small & soft hands. That was very forward, wasn't it? I wasn't thinking so much about my answer, instead why she might be asking. "Just peeing, I guess. I don't think I've ever thought about what I was doing, when I was doing it. Except maybe sometimes relief. Y'know, when you're busting, and you've had to wait. That's a nice feeling, isn't it?"

"Seems a terrible waste though, doesn't it?"

"What, the pee? I suppose so. I've not thought about it like that. What else could you do with it except pee it away?"

"Well, I can think of a use."

"You gonna tell me?"

She looked around furtively, but said nothing. Instead, she pulled her bag onto her lap & took out a pen. Then fumbled some more through it, and eventually took out a napkin. She wrote on it, shielding her words with her hand, then slip it across the table, her hand still obscuring the words. Slowly she withdrew her hand, leaving the napkin in front of me. On it she'd written, 'I WANT TO DRINK YOUR PISS'. I read it again, mouthing the words silently in my head. 'I want to drink your piss'. Now that was a first, no-one had ever asked me to do that before. But as I thought about it, thought about doing it to her, an image came into my mind. Her on her knees before me, my cock in her mouth, her holding it there, me holding her head tightly as my piss flowed out, into her mouth, she drinking it as quickly as she could, and what she couldn't drink running out of her mouth and over her breasts in a golden shower. Damn! That turned me on. I looked at her, across the table, and she looked back at me.

I leaned forward, and said "Come closer, I want to say something." She leaned forward too. "Closer", I said, and we both leaned closer till we were within whispering distance of each other.

Very slowly and quietly I said to her, "I want to piss in your mouth too. I do now, that's for sure. I'm going to flood it, there'll be so much piss that you won't be able to keep up, it will run out of your mouth, down your chin & over your tits. And when I've emptied myself, I'm going to keep my cock in your mouth, I'm going to hold your head there and fuck your mouth, and you're going to suck me, until I give you your dessert. And if that runs out of your mouth too, even better. Is that what you had in mind?"

She turned her head towards mine, and her lips brushed my ear as she spoke.

"Exactly. Finish your beer."
byTheEnglishWriter

Monday, August 5, 2013

Pissing Away a Weekend Ch. 01 byJerrycurious©

Barb jumped out of bed and ran for the bathroom. She didn't think she had ever had to pee so bad in her life. She plopped down with urine starting to flow even before she had actually touched the seat. She groaned, relaxing and letting it flow. The hissing of her flow seemed almost obscene. Barbara and Tom had made pissing a part of their sex life for a number of years now. They had never become involved in drinking each others urine though they had talked about it. Tom loved for Barbara to piss on his cock, usually when he was close to cumming. He would also direct his stream right on her clit when she too was ready to cum. They loved doing this for each other she thought as she gently wiped and arose from the commode. She flushed and padded back into the bedroom. It was just getting light but she figured she could snatch a few more winks.

Barbara and Tom Duncan had been married for nearly 20 years now as they each approached the age of 40. They did not have children as Tom was incapable of fathering a child. They had talked about adopting or some other approach but both decided that if they could not have children in the normal fashion they would just not have any.

This did not mean that they didn't have an exciting sex life. From the few conversations Barb had had with her girlfriends, at least the ones who would talk about it, they were much more active than the rest of them. After 20 years they still had some type of sexual contact every single day. Of course it didn't always include intercourse and sometimes no orgasms occurred but whether it was just playing or the real thing something went on each day.

Tom would be 40 in 3 weeks. He was fit and trim having devoted a lot of time to the gym, swimming, jogging, etc. He was a certified financial planner and had an outstanding income. Barbara was a registered nurse who now worked only part time. They had a beautiful home which they had just paid off and life was indeed good.

" So John and Debbie aren't going to the lake until Saturday morning?" Tom questioned Barb, " I mean they could save a lot of time by going up tonight like we are. It's a little bit of a long drive but hell, I'll be putting the boat in the water by 9 tomorrow, and they won't even be getting there until early afternoon."

"Well Tommy, it's up to them honey. Remember in his sales job John has to travel all week so Friday he's ready to hit the hay early and recuperate for whatever lies ahead on the weekend. Besides, you just want an early look at Deb's big titties," Barbara said with a chuckle. "Who wouldn't, " Tom replied, " picturing Debbies admitted 40 C's. Debbie and Barbara were very similar in appearance though the Hensons were almost 5 years younger. They too had no children but in their case it was simply by choice. Each of the ladies had shoulder length brown hair, were curvy but not fat, each had brown eyes and a killer ass. When out with others each of the ladies got plenty of looks.

In the earlier portion of their marriage, about year 6, both Tom and Barbara began to feel that their marriage was getting just a bit stale. Oh yes, they were still active with each other but it just didn't have that same spark. One evening at dinner Tom said out of the blue, " what would you think about swinging?"

"Swinging what," Barb replied.

"You know damn well what," Tom replied quickly," Fred said something to me as we were leaving work this afternoon. He said they get together with a half dozen or so couples and have a cook out and pool party. He said there's no kids there and that after an hour or two no clothes either."

"Oh, you mean fat Freddie," Barb asked.

"Fred's not that fat," Tom defended.

"Yeah well that's not what Millie says. He can't get close enough to her to get very much done I hear," Barb replied. "Hey maybe that's why they started swinging, so Millie could have a capable partner," she said with a snicker." Besides Tom, so they swim nude, we've done that before, it's just not a big deal. "

"Not just that babe, " Tom replied, "he said everyone pairs off and they will be fucking in the pool, the hot tub and in the dark areas of their backyard. Fred said it's literally like an orgy. He said the Shepherds who are moving away have already been replaced by the Clarks."

"The Clarks!," Barbara said shocked, " you mean that good looking black couple who moved in at the end of the street?"

"Yeah I guess so," Tom replied. " Fred said he did it on purpose. I guess some of the couples were getting a little tired of the same old thing. He said the ladies are already all excited about the next party, they all want to see if it's true about black men and big dicks."

Based upon this one conversation the Duncans attended the next party which was less that 2 weeks ahead. The party was just as Fred had described to Tom. It started slowly around dinner and afterwards things progressed rapidly. Tom and Barbara mostly just observed but he did finally get Barb's permission to help Crissy Lloyd out since her husband had to leave the party for business reasons and Crissy was high and dry. Tom and Crissy made out under the water slide. He sucked on her little tities and eventually fingered her to a very nice orgasm. She offered to reciprocate but Tom said that wasn't necessary. Barbara was pleased with him that he did that and told him so. "That was nice Tommy, I appreciate the fact that you didn't have intercourse with her," Barb said to him. "Well," Tom said looking directly into his wife's eyes. I just couldn't feature myself having sex with another woman. You didn't participate tonight so I decided I wasn't going to either. Can't say what might happen another night," he said laughing.

The Duncans continued to participate in the parties for the rest of the summer and yes they both finally had intercourse with others including Barb experiencing her first black cock. Shortly after, one of the other couples dropped out and that was when John and Debbie Henson with her big tits joined in. For some reason the Duncans and the Hensons hit it off immediately. After the swim season ended and Autumn came on, the 2 couples continued to visit in each others homes on almost a weekly basis. It was also at this time that the four of them made a decision that they would no longer attend the swimming parties.

"Look," Tom said, " the newness I think has worn off and I see some things that cause me to believe that there is playing around going on too." "I know it is and I know who it is," John said strongly. " That kind of thing is like a cancer. I can't cut it out so we're just going to walk away from it."

The interesting fact was that even with the closeness of the four of them, at no time did they come close to being involved with each other.

It was obvious to Barbara that Tom lusted to a certain extent after Debbie and her big tits but he had never allowed her to realize that. Barbara had thought that given the right circumstances she could have a fling with John but had never pushed for anything like that though she had observed John checking her out pretty closely.

Now they were making preparations for an extended weekend with their new and best friends. Monday was Memorial Day so they would have plenty of time to get to know their friends even better.

They were driving up to a beautiful lake in the middle of a forested area where Tom and Barbara kept their boat. They were renting a large cabin that they had rented numerous times in previous years. It was not unusual for them to go to the lake 6-8 times during the summer months.

Tom and Barbara left the house, stopped for a fast food burger and headed for the lake and the cabin that they had rented for the weekend. They were expecting a four hour drive but were still looking forward to it.

"So Barbie, what do you think about the possibility of a little mattress action with our friends," Tom asked with a smile.

"C'mon Tom," Barb replied, " no one at any time has suggested that. I mean last year when we were still going to the parties, John and Debbie were just friends, vanilla ones at that. Sure they're attractive, physically attractive too, but it's just not that kind of friendship. "

"No, but I bet it could be," Tom retorted, " let's just give it a shot."

"Tell you what," Barb said seriously, " I'm not going to get involved with seducing either of them but we can just keep our eyes and ears open. Now we both are pretty aware and can read that type of thing rather easily so whatever develops will develop but I'm not gonna push it."

The two of them rode quietly, deep in thought. After about 15 minutes Tom spoke softly.

" I think you're right Barbara," Tom said, " I mean we know that they were swinging last year but they've never seemed to have any interest in that with us. I think that they just think of us as very good friends. We'll just relax, have fun and see if anything develops. OK?"

"Sounds good to me," Barbara said with a smile, " besides," she said, squeezing his cock through his jeans, " we might just be too busy."

Tom laughed at her remark then said, "yep, you are absolutely right. We just might be too busy ourselves."

The truth was, as soon as they arrived, unpacked the car and put the groceries away they were both tired and ready for showers and then bed.

The next morning Tom stirred and realized that he could smell the familiar aroma of bacon. He noted that the other half of the bed was vacant and assumed that his sexy wife was in the kitchen. He got up, threw on his boxers and a t-shirt and wandered to the bathroom where he proceeded to quickly shave and brush his teeth. Once finished Tom walked to the kitchen.

"Morning babe, that sure smells good," Tom said to his wife.

"Oh ho, the king has awakened," Barbara said smiling.

Tom grabbed her giving her a bear hug, " sure smells good in here, I'm guessing you've been a little busy. I'm also guessing bacon and eggs."

"No sweetheart, you're getting your favorite," she said, " bacon, a nice big cheese omelet, hash browns and biscuits. Oh yes, and fresh squeezed orange juice with coffee."

"Geez girl," Tom said with a smile, " you fattening me up for the kill or something?"

"No baby," Barb replied, " I'm just trying to show you my appreciation for this weekend. It was your idea after all."

"Yea true but what can I say. I'm just a considerate guy" Tom said," I've really been hitting it recently and as soon as I got here I could feel myself beginning to relax."

Barb smiled as her husband began forking in mouthfuls of his hearty breakfast.

They put the boat in the water a little before nine and Barb bounced in ready for a ride.

"Wait a minute," Tom said to her, " what about our friends?

"Tom," she answered, " it is now 9:04 AM and there is no way they can be here before 1 or so."

"OK my dear," Tom replied, " hop on board," he said reaching his hand to her to help her into the boat. "I see you've got your suit on under your shirt," Tom joked, " you planning on doing a little sun bathing?"

"Could be," Barb answered with a mischevious smile," could be."

The 135 horse Evinrude barked as it came to life. Tom slowly eased the boat away from the dock and gave it just a little more and slid slowly away and out into the beautiful lake. This lake had a few shallow areas that Tom was intimately familiar with having boated here since a kid. As he cleared the channel he goosed it in small steps until the boat was up out of the water and planing. He knew that Barbara did not enjoy riding this way, she preferred the slow cruise in and out of channels on the lakes perimeter but he decided to have some fun first. In about 10 minutes he was in the middle of the lake with the shore being only a dim memory. He quickly dropped the throttle and the boat just as quickly dropped back down settling into the water. He reached over and snapped the ignition off. The quiet was deafening.

"God it's beautiful out here," Barb said, "it feels like we don't have a care in the world out here. What would you do if I took my clothes off and did some sun bathing? Barb asked with a smile.

Tom's quick reply with a grin was, " go for it."

Barbara did a quick strip and spread her huge beach towel on the foredeck of the boat and laid back with a smile on her face. "Wonder what other boaters would think if they would happen to roll by," she thought. It was an unnecessary concern though as there were no boats in any direction as far as the eye could see. It was apparently too early. Tom re-started the motor 10 minutes or so later causing Barbara to jump as she had actually been dozing. "What the hell are you doing she yelled." Relax dear," Tom replied, " I've got it so it's just barely making headway. Just trying to keep it from drifting too much." This was complete bullshit not making any sense at all but it satisfied Barb and she once again relaxed. The truth was Tom was having some fun. It would take a long time but the boat would eventually move to the southern end of the lake and under a long bridge to an island where a number of homes were located. This area of the huge lake had become much more commercialized. The bridge had been constructed 12 years previously with the thought that there should be an allowance made for fishermen in this part of the lake which contained abundant fish. As a result there was a walkway and railing along the entire length of the bridge which on this warm Saturday morning contained an unusually large number of those trying to catch something to brag about. The sun had passed in front of and then behind some large cloud banks causing Barbara to grow very warm and then cool off along the way. Eventually the clouds burned off and she was receiving a full measure of sunshine. It seemed as though it was no time at all but had been in fact 25 minutes and suddenly Tom noticed in the distance the Sterling Island bridge. He altered his course very slowly so as not to startle his wife and continued on. As the bridge grew closer the little tiny figures in the distance now had changed into people and those people were fast approaching. Barbara would soon have a large and appreciative audience. In a few minutes his wife could be seen by at least 30-40 people. He realized that she was now being seen as he observed a few of the fishermen and women were pointing her out to the others but at least were not making any noises. They finally drifted slowly under the bridge and as they did so the noise of vehicles traveling over the bridge caused Barbara to stir. They were now completely clear of the bridge and she was becoming visible to those on the other side. Unfortunately, someone on the south side of the bridge decided that he needed to indicate his appreciation for such a view and whistled. At that point the whistles and catcalls became frequent. Suddenly Barbara's eyes flew open and she jumped. She grabbed the huge towel and wrapped it about herself, grabbed her clothing and ducked under the front of the craft. As she passed her husband she simply murmured, " sonofabitch." Tom laughed and was still laughing when Barbara re-appeared fully dressed. She had a smile on her face and shortly was laughing as hard as was her husband. "You are a very bad boy Tom Duncan, you know that don't you," she asked. "Yes, I guess I do," Tom replied," but I also know I love you very much." "Boy you sure know how to handle a lady," she said softly, kissing him passionately, slipping him her tongue as she did so. "Why don't we head back for the cabin," she whispered to him," I'm sure we still have time before John and Debbie get here." Tom turned the boat and being very familiar with the lake as well as knowing where the cabin was brought it around and chose his direction by using his compass and gave the craft full throttle. The powerful outboard brought the boat quickly to speed and again he was running quickly, the craft planing once more, skimming quickly across the water. As Tom neared the large cabin he was perplexed to see what looked like a strange vehicle sitting in the drive. As they grew closer he realized that their plans were now changed. John and Debbie must have gotten a very early start as they were here.

"Change of plans baby," Tom said to his wife, " our friends are here."

The boat slid smoothly into its mooring, was tied up and they stepped onto the dock to greet their friends.

Barbara embraced Debbie saying, " you must have gotten an early start."

"Oh we did," Debbie replied, " you know John, he would have slept til noon. I got him up at 6 and we were on the road by 7."

"Yea," John said, " no breakfast even. She did let me slip through the drive thru at McDonald's for a breakfast sandwich," he said sullenly.

"Well you don't have to worry about eating now," Barbara replied, " there are a ton of groceries inside."

"And there's another ton in our car," John said, " including everything from baloney to strip steaks in the cooler."

"Let's help you get unloaded," Tom said and they all pitched in. In just minutes the car was empty and the guys were relaxed under an oak tree near the water's edge, beer in hand, without a care in the world.

The afternoon passed quickly with the guys consuming more beer and the ladies putting away the additional groceries. They sat down at the kitchen table, each with a cup of coffee and decided that this particular evening they would make the men take them out to dinner rather than cook.

" There are two restaurants not too far away," Barbara said, "there's a small but wonderful seafood place about 4 miles away at the highway intersection and another about 7 miles away which is a general type of restaurant but is much bigger and has a lot of variety."

"I love this place Barb," Debbie said," it's so relaxing. I'm so happy that you guys suggested this. "

" We actually hadn't been here for some time then when we bought the boat 4 years ago we started coming back up here and fell in love with it all over again," Barbara said.

"Umhh, there's something I need to say Barb, " Debbie said, "but I'm not sure just how to do it."

Barbara noticed that Debbie was now blushing.

"What is it Deb," Barbara said, " you can ask me or tell me anything. You should know that by now."

"Yes I know," Debbie replied, " but it's just difficult. OK, here goes. We know that at one time you guys were in the lifestyle and for that matter you know that we were too for a short while. Now I know that our relationship has never included that and that has been fine with us. We were talking on the way up that we didn't know if that's what you had in mind this weekend or not. I mean if it is that's fine with us. You know how much we care for both of you. But please don't misunderstand. If that is not what you have in mind then that is fine with us too. OK? " she inquired tentatively.

"Debbie," Barb said," don't ever be reluctant to ask me things. There is nothing, I mean nothing that you could say or ask that will offend me or affect our friendship. Truth is it sounds kind of exciting to me but I'll have to discuss and clear it with Tom first."

The two women smiled and embraced each other, " now let's inform the gentlemen outside who have probably consumed much too much beer that we intend for them to take us out to eat tonight."

The evening went great. The guys had apparently not consumed nearly as much beer as they had originally thought. Tom had become briefly lost for which he was teased by both ladies but they had arrived at the restaurant a little after 6 and after a wonderful meal had returned to the cabin by 8. Tom complained about his tiredness and stretched out on the couch while Deb stated that she was going to get a shower.

"C'mon John," Barbara said, " let me give you the ten cent tour."

With that she grabbed his hand and pulled him up out of the chair. They were still holding hands when they exited the cabin and struck out toward the towering trees a few hundred feet from the cabin. The gigantic woods was laced with very nice walking trails. Here and there were little alcoves that the state forestry department had cut into the woods where there were located a refuse barrel and a single small picnic table. Barbara knew the trails like the back of her hand since she and Tom had been coming here for 19 years though not on a continuous basis. As they walked, John let loose of her left hand and placed his arm around her waist. They looked at each other and smiled though not a word was spoken. Soon, John dropped his hand down and cupped her ass. They stopped and turned to each other.
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