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Monday, November 9, 2015

LADY GAGA FARTS

Lady Gaga could have more than just a recovering hip to cure before she makes her comeback.
Insiders are saying that her recent appearance at a gay pride rally in New York was a bit of a stinker!
Apparently Gaga is on a new diet that gives her A LOT of gas. At least we know she’s really human like the rest of us!
Her crew at the event were supposedly left holding their breath and gagging for air after Gaga’s non-stop farting!
The Daily Star quotes one crew member as saying that the gas smelled like rotting food.

“The smell was foul, like a dumpster full of rotting food. And some of her farts were loud, so there was no pretending she wasn’t the source of the stench.”
“It was especially bad every time she bent over to change costume or made a vigorous move on stage. A fresh one would come cracking out but she’d just laugh when people held their noses.”
Gaga’s odour-causing diet has helped her shed the kilos after her hip surgery.
According to a close source, Gaga spent one week eating nothing but hard boiled eggs, and another eating just spinach.
Blergh!!
But while Farty Gaga apparently thinks it’s hilarious, her staff are not so happy!
“She thinks it’s a hoot, especially when she drops a string of them, it seems to go on forever. It’s the silent ones that creep up on you that are the worst.”
Gaga’s reps have refused to comment on her flatulence, saying: “That will not be graced with an answer.”
Now, we can’t be sure if this story is legitimate… but if it is we can’t help but giggle!
Meanwhile fans are eagerly awaiting Gaga’s new album FARTpop, featuring the hits Fart This Way, Just Gas, Bad Flatulence and Pop-offazzi.
Teehee.