In the library of the Hellfire Club in Westchester County, New York
the Magnetic Mutant Magneto is finishing up a conversation he is having
with the mutant Emma Frost.
“It’s over Emma. The Inner Circle is disbanded. Our business together
is over. I have chosen my son Pietro to be the owner of the club house.
He’ll be here soon so start packing.”
Before Emma could object he had already floated up to the ceiling,
opened the sunroof using magnetism, and soured away. She is livid that
after all her years of loyalty to the Circle he gives that egotistical
fool the place while she gets squat. While she is angry at the injustice
done to her she senses a mind of a woman staring at the building from
the gate so she decides to enter her mind.
“(in her mind) Hello stranger. I don't know why you're scouting thi…"
"It must stink Mrs. Frost to hear that the boy is getting something you have worked so hard for."
Emma is surprised that she knows of her and about Magneto's
regrettable decision but she must follow the Circles guidelines and not
work with outsiders.
"My name is…"
Before she could think her name Pietro makes his speedy entrance with
his blue spandex suite with the white lightning bolt on it. He runs
around Frost to make her fall into the armchair behind her which causes
her to lose the telepathic connection to the stranger.
"Hey Emma! What are you still doing here? You were supposed to leave the building about… A minute ago."
She gets up from the chair to tell him off but her powers reads the
strangers mind again as Quicksilver goes into a minilogue about his
father.
"(Stranger's thoughts)... But you may call me Queen. I plan on taking
over the world for all of womankind. You would make a perfect addition
to my council.
"Interesting and all but what's in it for me?
"Male mutants will be treated as badly as normal males will be treated
but females will be given equal if not more rights than normal women.
You will have a position of power as a regent as well as being my
advisor for mutant relations plus this mansion. All you have to do is
stink up someone close to Magneto using your 'assets'. When that is done
follow these directions to officially join the WFD. Ohh and turn to
this channel to see the beginning of the revolution.” She thinks the
channel number to Mrs. Frost
Emma disconnects from the Queen's mind to find Quicksilver inches from
her with a look of curiosity. She gives him a creepy smile that makes
him back up a little before suddenly not being able to move.
“I have disabled your arms and legs so you won’t be able to escape.
Now Pietro I think there has been a mix up. (gets up from the chair and
walks to the scared teen) You see I’m being given the mansion and you
will… get to live in it as my personal cushion.”
She grabs him by the collar of his spandex suite then walks a few feet
back to the armchair. She releases him at the chair which causes him to
fall onto his back with his head resting on the cushion of the chair.
As he begs her not to she turns her back to him then sits on the chair.
FFFFRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbb!
“I think this is the best outcome since we both get to live in here.
You might have gotten the rear end of it but hey you could have easily
declined your daddy’s gift but you didn't so you have to suffer for it.”
Quicksilver can’t do anything but sniff up her gas as only his head
hasn’t been disabled. Suddenly Emma hears police sirens blaring from
outside. Using her telepathy she finds the thoughts of one Remy Lebeau
on top of a building who thinks that the emerald ring he stole will look
perfect on Rogue’s finger. Whilr Rogue levitates above the building
looking down at the frenchman thinking that he will never stop going
back to being a thief. Emma decides to simply spectate the scene and
will only intervene when the moment arises. For now she will watch the
news to watch the start of a revolution.
Perched on Top of a building in Westchester County, New York the
mutant Gambit a.k.a Remy Lebeau watches on as police officers rush into a
jewelry store to stop a robbery. What they don't expect is that the
thief had already left the building and is watching with glee as they
futilely search it from head to toe for him. While he is watching this a
shadow goes over him and he notices who has come to foil his caper.
"What you gone and stolen Swamp Rat?"
He looks up at the cause of the shadow to see none other than the
southern daisy Rogue looking down at him with an annoyed look on her
face.
"Ahh Cheré old Remy just having a little fun now. What's the harm in
that?" He says while admiring the emerald ring he stole then eyeing her
up.
"Problem being you given mutants a bad name. Like we ain't
discriminated enough already. Now if you'd be so kind as to hand over
whatever you've stolen we can head back to the mansion and…"
Before she could finish her sentence Remy pulled a card out of his
brown trench coat and threw it at her. She covers her eyes as it blows
up inches from her face.
When she moves her hands out of the way she sees that he has already
jumped two buildings. She facepalms knowing he would do that then flies
over to the building he is about to jump off of. While he is running on
the building he is stopped by Rogue levitating a few feet in front of
him.
"I ain't gonna let you keep it Cajun."
"I won't be so just let me go on by to the mansion and this whole business will be over."
She was about to respond until Gambit runs at her with his metal staff outstretched then uses it to boost him over her.
As Gambit passes over Rogue she goes to snatch him from the air until a
gross thought enters her mind and she can't seem to shake it off. Remy
passes over the gap between the building then as he is about to land on
the adjacent building Rogue flies into his way. (facing away from him)
He couldn't do anything as his face collides with her yellow/green
spandex covered bum. She clenches her cheeks to keep him from falling
then brings him back to the building he just left.
When she lands Rogue does a complete spin and as she is spinning...
PRRRPPPPPPPPPP!
She lets out a fart then unclenches her cheeks to have Gambit roll
onto his back. He sits up then shakes his head not understanding what
just happened and fanning her gas away from his nose.
"What the heck was that Cheré?" He asks gently confused about how she caught him.
"I had to release some gas so what better way then to release it on a
swamp rat?" She is surprised she said that outloud. (not meaning to) He
gets up then dusts off his trench coat while she removes the yellow
glove from her right hand
"Well I'll be off before you have any more…"
Before he could finish his sentence she sores at him then covers his mouth with her ungloved hand.
Gambit feels woozy as his energy and powers are being drained by
Rogue. She removes her hand from his face, hesitates for a second, then
grabs his dark brown hair with her other hand and brings his face to her
tush.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!
Without his energy Remy succumbs to the gas and passes out.
Rogue lifts Gambit onto her shoulders, grabs his staff, then flies
into the open sunroof right next to them on the roof. She enters the
room to find it to be a fancy library with a fireplace so this must be
the Hellfire Club mansion. In the middle of the room she sees someone
sitting on an armchair facing a tv above the fireplace that is tuned to
the news. Rogue looks up at the tv to see the news is covering a story
about the viral video of a teenage heroine using her powers to trap a
teenage boy inside a bubble with her farts.
“Magnificent isn’t it? How a man can easily be reduced to a fart cushion.”
Rogue moves around to the other side of the armchair to see a blonde
wearing a white corset, cape, pants, and heels sitting on the face of
Magneto’s son Pietro.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrppppp!
While also farting on him... yeah she is doomed.
This shocks and scares her so wanting to skip to the point Emma answers the questions she knows Rogue has for her.
“The group has disbanded so I was gifted the building for my loyalty
to the Inner Circle. I didn’t let you forget what you wanted to do. You
gassed him of your free will.So after answering your questions why don’t
you tell me how it felt? .and Quicksilver has… agreed to be my
cushion.”
“It felt… good but I know it’s wrong. He will either buy the ring from
the store or return it and apologize for stealing it to restore the
people’s opinion of us mutants.”
“(yawn) That sounds very X-men of you but how about making equal
rights for our kind. I’m talking about joining a group of women that
plans on taking over this world. This isn’t like Magneto's plan since he
wants mutant supremacy and they want mutant equality sooner than later.
Did you see the video of the superheroine putting that teen in one of
her bubbles and farting into it? Well I have been in contact with the
woman who planned that and she says she is willing to give female
mutants equal rights if we join her and her mission to take over the
world.
Rogue thinks of it for a second but Emma reads her thoughts and sees
her leaning towards telling the X-men all she just said. So she gives
Rogue’s thoughts a tiny push to thinking of a world where mutants and
humans coexist days from now.
“Alright I’m in but no funny business you hear Mrs. Frost?
Emma gets up from the chair and shakes Rogue’s gloved hand, uses her
telepathy to force Pietro”s (passed out at this point) body to follow
them, then guides her to the helipad where a military grade helicopter
waits for them.
“You have my word Rogue. Now let’s go join the others.”
They get into the back of the helicopter and sit on chairs while they
have the guys lay on stretchers with power dampening collars on and
Gambit’s items in a duffel bag. As the female pilot flies the helicopter
to the coordinates Emma hopes that Rogue won’t realize that her new
thoughts of the future has up to no men in it. With the few in it having
a look of defeat on their faces awaiting to be used as cushions.
Afterall you gotta let loose to rule for Womankind!
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